{"id":518,"date":"2010-04-06T19:56:09","date_gmt":"2010-04-06T18:56:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.kurze-systems.de\/?p=518"},"modified":"2010-04-06T19:58:41","modified_gmt":"2010-04-06T18:58:41","slug":"wie-argere-ich-den-sitznachbarn-im-flugzeug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kurze-systems.de\/?p=518","title":{"rendered":"Wie \u00e4rgere ich den Sitznachbarn im Flugzeug?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wie \u00e4rgere ich den Sitznachbarn im Flugzeug:<\/p>\n<p>1. den Laptop auspacken<\/p>\n<p>2. langsam und bed\u00e4chtig \u00f6ffnen<\/p>\n<p>3. einschalten<\/p>\n<p>4. sich \u00fcberzeugen ob der Sitznachbar<br \/>\nzuschaut<\/p>\n<p>5. Internet \u00f6ffnen<\/p>\n<p>6. Augen schlie\u00dfen und den Blick gegen den Himmel richten<\/p>\n<p>7. tief einatmen und diesen Link \u00f6ffnen<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.studivz.net\/Link\/Dereferer\/?http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tinyurl.com%2Fe8efm\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/e8efm<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>8. den Gesichtsausdruck des Nachbarn beobachten<\/p>\n<p>Gefunden im StudiVZ \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Wie \u00e4rgere ich den Sitznachbarn im Flugzeug: 1. den Laptop auspacken 2. langsam und bed\u00e4chtig \u00f6ffnen 3. einschalten 4. sich \u00fcberzeugen ob der Sitznachbar zuschaut <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.kurze-systems.de\/?p=518\" title=\"Wie \u00e4rgere ich den Sitznachbarn im Flugzeug?\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[78],"class_list":["post-518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","tag-spas"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurze-systems.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurze-systems.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurze-systems.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurze-systems.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurze-systems.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=518"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurze-systems.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":520,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurze-systems.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518\/revisions\/520"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kurze-systems.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurze-systems.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kurze-systems.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}